By Cameron Pierce

It's Monty Python meets Nazi exploitation in a surreal nightmare as can simply be imagined by way of Bizarro writer Cameron Pierce.

In a land the place black snow falls within the form of swastikas, there exists a nightmarish felony camp referred to as Auschwitz. it's run through a fascist, flatulent race of extraterrestrial beings known as the Ass Goblins, who commute in apple-shaped spaceships to abduct youngsters from the neighboring global of Kidland. Prisoners 999 and 1001 are conjoined dual brothers pressured to undergo the sadistic tortures of those ass-shaped monsters. to outlive, they have to consume child pores and skin and paintings all day developing bicycles and intercourse dolls out of useless young children.

While the Ass Goblins turn into inebriated on cider made of fermented kids, the twins plot their break out. however it won't be effortless. they need to triumph over bathroom toads, cockrats, ass dolls, and the surgical experiments which are slowly mutating them into goblin-child hybrids.

Forget every thing you recognize approximately're approximately to be Shit Slaughtered.

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He rides the bike straight into a deepening pool of hot cake. The girl takes two cockrats from the nearest children in possession and locks eyes with me. She waves her vermin-holding hands at the group, indicating that if I guard the right side, she will guard the left. I give her a thumbs up since my thumb is the only appendage remaining on my left hand. ” I shout to the Frannies. I search the skies for Adolf and the White Angel. Otto battles them onstage. He’s returning to spider goblin form, no longer the impenetrable boulder.

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76 ASS GOBLINS OF AUSCHWITZ I barely manage to keep pace with the cyclists, but soon realize a second asset of farting. Farting make you faster. Gas provides that extra oomph to make up for clumsy wings. I descend to within a few feet of Otto. “The White Angel has the Frannies,” I yell. “Go to the stage,” he says. “Rescue them and get out of here. ” “What about you? You can’t pin this on me,” I say. ” he rumbles, sensing the encroaching cycle spears. I flap out of traffic to the stage. The White Angel twirls out of the labyrinth, wings shimmering.

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